Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
If I die, sorry about rent.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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