I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
