See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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