If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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