I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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