Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize