nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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