i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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