Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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