You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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