Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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