You're so nebulous sometimes
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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