For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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