If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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