At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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