well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
it's great music for shaving your balls
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
third nipple confirmed
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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