garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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