ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
How many fucks given?
0.12846
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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