Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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