Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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