i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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