do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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