no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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