I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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