This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
her vagine was all disorganized.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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