Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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