just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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