i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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