hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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