great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
