Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
That's how pantless uber rides happen
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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