I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
