Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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