Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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