last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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