Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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