how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
its not stalking. its research.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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