Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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