You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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