Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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