i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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