Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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