The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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