He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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