A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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