i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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