no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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