I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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