Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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