Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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