it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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