Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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