i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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