dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i just google imaged poop.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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