Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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