Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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