I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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