I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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