Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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